Environment
Martin Heswell sits in what was once the Environmental Protection Department at Brackley District Council, a title still visible on the door despite the department now consisting entirely…
Technology
A Nottingham man who spent years refusing to install smart home technology on principle now dedicates approximately six hours per day to…
Food and Drink
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most body-positive initiative yet: a limited edition ‘Summer Body’ Colin the Caterpillar…
Technology
Apple has unveiled its latest Lightning cable variant, the Lightning Pro Temporal Edition, which will exclusively charge iPhones and iPads purchased on…
Martin Eccleston, 47, a logistics coordinator for a medium-sized packaging distributor in Slough, has spent the past eleven years using variations of…
Animals
A grey squirrel employed in the grounds maintenance sector has formally requested a shift to flexible working hours in order to fulfil…
Science
The final cohort of British scientists still conducting research on British soil have been observed gathering around a single Bunsen burner in…
Environment
A comprehensive survey of Britain’s rewilding initiatives has confirmed that the overwhelming majority now consist of approximately forty square metres of unmown…
Technology
A software developer from Bristol has confirmed that his investment in seventeen smart home devices has successfully transformed him into an unpaid…
Science
Professor Michael Hendry, the sole quantum physicist left in Britain after the others emigrated or retrained as plumbers, has admitted he hasn’t…